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Obey the fist
Damnit, I told you that parking on top of a pig was bad. Now we got a ticket!
Created on 2004-11-29 04:19:20 (#5302454), last updated 2008-10-07
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Basic Info| Name: | Mr. Moo |
|---|---|
| Location: | Malibu, California, United States |
| Website: | Universal Domination |
BioI am but a simple man with a simple taste for human blood. Please do not fear me for it only makes it harder for me to bite your tnder neck and relieve it of its succulent juices...Did that sound odd? I'm sorry. I did not mean for it to be. All I am saying is that I am a very hungry boy. A wise man once told me,
"When life gives you lemons you should not make lemonade. FOr lemonade is just conforming the the facists way of making us lab rats. For one day the monkeys will come and rule the world and where will our lemonade be then hmm? Where will that sweet and sour drink be when they shove bananas up our fragile rear ends and give us horrible neck massages? Where will it be!"
and do you know what? I think he is absolutely right.
Well i figure since this is about me I think I should say something. I am not but a poor lad, broguth up in the streets of cookie land, and raised in the house of oz. My parents were buffalo yet I am a monkey. I wonder how that is supposed to work. I stay up till all hours of the night, bent over a notebook scribbling furious ideas for the autobiography i entitle, "No banana for you."
I steal from the rich and give to myself, then i steal from the poor and eat them. It's my way of balancing out society. I am hyper on caffine for no one knows what I am like when i have no energy for no one has ever seen me in that state. I will tell yout hat i am a bitter and cold moneky when tired. I burn easily when i step outside. Whtehr it be because I am a vampire or just because im odd, I do not know.
I think that is all the information you deserve to have. Actually I think I just may kill you now for knowing this much. (bang) Mmmm. Blood. Thank you for the meal.
"When life gives you lemons you should not make lemonade. FOr lemonade is just conforming the the facists way of making us lab rats. For one day the monkeys will come and rule the world and where will our lemonade be then hmm? Where will that sweet and sour drink be when they shove bananas up our fragile rear ends and give us horrible neck massages? Where will it be!"
and do you know what? I think he is absolutely right.
Well i figure since this is about me I think I should say something. I am not but a poor lad, broguth up in the streets of cookie land, and raised in the house of oz. My parents were buffalo yet I am a monkey. I wonder how that is supposed to work. I stay up till all hours of the night, bent over a notebook scribbling furious ideas for the autobiography i entitle, "No banana for you."
I steal from the rich and give to myself, then i steal from the poor and eat them. It's my way of balancing out society. I am hyper on caffine for no one knows what I am like when i have no energy for no one has ever seen me in that state. I will tell yout hat i am a bitter and cold moneky when tired. I burn easily when i step outside. Whtehr it be because I am a vampire or just because im odd, I do not know.
I think that is all the information you deserve to have. Actually I think I just may kill you now for knowing this much. (bang) Mmmm. Blood. Thank you for the meal.
ConnectInterests (47):
animation, anime, basketball, being hyper, being me, candy, cheating, chipmunks, disney, dorkdom, eating, eating ramen, femals, girls, going numb, hanging with friends, hugging, inuyasha, jumping, kanga, kil- living, making inappropriate comments, making movies, manga, monkeys, movies, murd-, my computer, obsessing, oking, penguins, playing, prank calling the police, reading, running, sleepin, squirrels., sta, staying awake, staying home from school, stealing, stuff, t.v, talking, turning off my brain, writing, yu yu hakusho
Schools:
Alabama School of Fine Arts - Birmingham, ALSouth Lakes High School - Reston, VA
Greystone Elementary School - Hoover, AL (1995 - 1998)
Capitol Hill Day School - Washington, DC (1998 - 2000)
Highlands School - Birmingham, AL (2001 - 2003)
Malibu High School - Malibu, CA (2003 - 2004)
Indian Springs School - Indian Springs, AL (2004 - 2005)
Leysin American School in Switzerland - Leysin, Vaud, Switzerland (2005 - 2006)
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